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I_Hug_Cats

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I_Hug_Cats

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 29956
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About I_Hug_Cats : Miauw.

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Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML

#19815411
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28227) - you deserved it (2082)

On 06/19/2012 at 10:15pm - animals - by jnr1234 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML

#19812575
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31298) - you deserved it (3025)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theunborn - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

#19812569
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23053) - you deserved it (15241)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

#19812201
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21680) - you deserved it (2335)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

#19806269
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28923) - you deserved it (2902)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML

#19800401
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27886) - you deserved it (1902)

On 06/17/2012 at 4:50am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

#19799691
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24349) - you deserved it (10992)

On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML

#19796347
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31391) - you deserved it (2601)

On 06/16/2012 at 9:57am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
406 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39872) - you deserved it (4255)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a poop in the background. FML

#19792340
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23111) - you deserved it (3829)

On 06/15/2012 at 1:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML

#19791945
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29768) - you deserved it (2425)

On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12914) - you deserved it (26714)

On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

#19791305
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10491) - you deserved it (36173)

On 06/15/2012 at 7:27am - health - by latino14 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML

#19790692
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29215) - you deserved it (15998)

On 06/15/2012 at 2:19am - health - by sickness_sucks - Canada (British Columbia)



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