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I_Hug_Cats
  • Town/Country : Bliss, Land of the Ignorant
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 March 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 5389
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

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365 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

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360 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

#15252423
233 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 5:27pm - love - by drebel (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

#14770555
130 comments

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On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

#13975115
103 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML

#13506521
107 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by S3R1AL K1LL3R X - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948
98 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

#11324047
273 comments

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On 06/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by PissyPants (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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82 comments

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On 06/07/2010 at 3:03am - love - by flipflop - United States (California)

Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML

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336 comments

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On 06/03/2010 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by Allie - United States (Illinois)

Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML

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192 comments

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On 05/22/2010 at 4:32pm - animals - by lashless (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

#9519577
175 comments

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On 03/31/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by darthmilfious - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

#9117281
55 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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449 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

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159 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 5:23am - love - by pain (woman) - Japan



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