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by Anonymous / 06/23/2012 at 10:23am / Canada / Love
Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML
by phonnah / 06/20/2012 at 1:59pm / United States (Maryland) / Health
Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML
by anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 10:09am / United Kingdom / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 1:22am / United States (Arizona) / Health
by jnr1234 / 06/19/2012 at 10:15pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by theunborn / 06/19/2012 at 12:42pm / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Intimacy
by Shelby / 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by megasniper240 / 06/19/2012 at 11:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/19/2012 at 6:51am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
by DwarfFrog / 06/18/2012 at 7:38am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/17/2012 at 4:50am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/17/2012 at 12:53am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 06/16/2012 at 9:57am / United States / Love
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a poop in the background. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
- Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked… Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or… Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd…