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I_Has_A_Fishy
  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 February 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

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Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML

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On 08/31/2012 at 3:20pm - misc - by bieberyoulittleSHIT (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML

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