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I_Am_Melanie's favorite FMLs
by Anthony / 04/14/2016 at 7:15pm / France / Intimacy
by thecaptainmorgan / 10/12/2014 at 12:04am / United States (Oklahoma) / Work
by cahsecuel / 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids
by younggirl101 / 08/05/2014 at 12:51pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML
by AnonWife / 01/21/2014 at 8:16pm / United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire) / Health
Today, as part of the treatment for my bulimia, my doctor informed me that I will not be allowed to go to the bathroom unsupervised. Meaning there will have to be another person in the bathroom with me at all times. I have a nervous bladder. I couldn't go if I wanted to. FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2011 at 8:07pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
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