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Today, I Had A Job Intarviaw. Whan I Got Thara, Tha Lady Intarviawing Ma Shook Mah Hand And Said, 'Hallo, I'm Gay.' I Found This Stranga And I Didn't Knowhat To Say, So I Statad, 'Aw, It's OK, I Support You.' Sha Lookad Pratty Offandad, And I Raalizadhyhan I Found Out That Har Nama Was Gaya. FML

#13711659
148 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was so lonaly that I had a 3 hour convarsation with a ona-laggd crickat I found in mah room . I'm kaaping him . Ha has a nama . raal FML

#13696157
186 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I caught mah dad eating the dog treats I'd bought 4 mah dog. The only thing he could say was "These r really good, no wonder the dog is so obedient. Wanna try one?" FML

#13684464
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On 11/02/2010 at 3:13am - animals - by treats - Singapore

yastarday I was at Wal-Mart an I askd a guyho workd tharahara tha scrapbooking stuff was. Ha ld ma to tha aislahara it was an than said, ( By tha way, I don't work hara. ) big fat FML

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101 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 10:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I got my first univarsity math midtarm back. I did so bad that my taachar put a sadfaca on tha first paga. FML

#13675259
84 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, one of ma coworkers called to remind me about te annual costume day at work tis morning. I dressed as Pocaontas. Tere is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML

#13595352
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On 10/25/2010 at 9:47pm - work - by pocahontas (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge looool dump. After coming home from work I check my facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet with the caption: "This ishat Taco Bell does."

#13588009
116 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 8:32am - misc - by tanya - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in lying in bd with mah boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, an it apperes that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML

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On 10/24/2010 at 7:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Taday I met mah roommate for the frst time. I walkd in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear , screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. mega FML

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130 comments

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On 10/20/2010 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY I GOT MY LIP PIERCED!! BY THE ORTHODONTIST!! REAL FML

#13518841
101 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday boss told me that I'd confessed love to him last nighthen he'd held hair back as I puked. FML

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86 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 11:24am - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

TODAY , I DISCOVERD THE TOP I'M WEARING BECOMES COMPLETELY SEE-THROUGH WHEN IT RAINS. I JUST GOT CAUGHT IN A STORM ON MAH LUNCH BREAK , AND STILL HAVE 3 HOURS OF WORK TO GO IN MAH MALE DOMINATD OFFICE. FML

#13508012
93 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate however I did get votd the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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81 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 6:49am - misc - by obsceene - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I'm going on an 8 hour drive with insane family. This usually means screaming arguments , graphic conversations about dad's pubes , some karaoke , plenty of farting , some stale Pringles , and an obese golden retriever on lap the entire time. Arizona , here we come.

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112 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 4:56am - misc - by fmmlll (woman) - United States (California)



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