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Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47305) - you deserved it (4840)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would distract me from having my manuscript rejected, as well as learn what made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get my works published. FML

#17696779
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25685) - you deserved it (3089)

On 09/08/2011 at 2:03pm - misc - by WishIWasAWriter (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8831) - you deserved it (65181)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

#17678479
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25909) - you deserved it (4685)

On 09/06/2011 at 4:06am - work - by Shamed - United Kingdom

Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband has been making a little mountain of whatever he finds up his nose on the underside of our couch when he watches TV. FML

#17677583
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28447) - you deserved it (2410)

On 09/06/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by grossedout - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML

#17677106
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35300) - you deserved it (6801)

On 09/06/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by foreseeingabreakup (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14234) - you deserved it (26820)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30720) - you deserved it (9900)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML

#17669700
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29634) - you deserved it (3312)

On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31890) - you deserved it (4602)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

#17666764
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31972) - you deserved it (14766)

On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

#17666764
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31972) - you deserved it (14766)

On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

#17666390
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31942) - you deserved it (5921)

On 09/05/2011 at 12:04am - animals - by stinky skunk - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

#17663031
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30707) - you deserved it (2675)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by ohaifml - United States (Texas)

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

#17661211
122 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:42pm - work - by -- - Canada (Alberta)



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