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Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML
by Anonymous / 05/05/2009 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm / United States (California) / Geek
by pretty princess / 02/01/2009 at 3:55am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
- Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or…