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Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46200) - you deserved it (6829)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73816) - you deserved it (4551)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my "don't ever touch me" cat jumped next to me acting as if she wanted to be petted. In fact, she jumped next to me to share her nasty fart. I need a new kitty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13166) - you deserved it (3257)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)



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