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Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
by paintfarts1976 / 05/10/2013 at 3:01pm / Ireland (Westmeath) / Love
by blahhlovely_30 / 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/01/2010 at 3:34am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
by Fuzzy / 01/08/2010 at 2:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Geek
Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by buhknee / 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by nycplywood / 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
Today, I drove from Seattle, WA to Vancouver, BC for the Three Days Grace concert. I was so excited when I found the building. There was a big readerboard that flashed "THREE DAYS GRACE" and I cheered. Then it flashed "CANCELLED." FML
by illinformed / 11/18/2009 at 12:23am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML
by nosrepamai82 / 07/26/2009 at 12:28am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
by sadinseattle / 07/22/2009 at 1:13pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2009 at 1:36pm / Poland (Katowice) / Miscellaneous
by Tootsy_Roll_Pop / 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML
by Ottawa / 05/12/2009 at 10:11am / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…