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IOwnUnicorns
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 October 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 31
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About IOwnUnicorns : Erm..I love Xbox and I also have a thing for skateboarding. I have kik as well so yeaa ^^

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Today, my bandmate and I decided to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46582) - you deserved it (4990)

On 12/02/2013 at 10:42pm - love - by rock'n roller (man) -

Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML

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On 11/29/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by katerina (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML

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On 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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