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by anonymous / 05/06/2013 at 2:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my manager called me in to tell me I got the promotion I've been hoping for. He then said that since I didn't look excited about it he might have to rethink it. I was too busy concentrating on holding in diarrhea. FML
by perfecttiming / 05/06/2013 at 11:25am / United States (California) / Work
by Alone / 05/06/2013 at 10:24am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by me / 05/05/2013 at 8:56pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by beyondembarrassed / 05/05/2013 at 1:44am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I finished a dance competition. With competitions, it requires you to wear a lot of makeup like false eyelashes and red lipstick. I went into a Starbucks to get a coffee and a boy around 18 asked me, in all seriousness, what my rate is for one night. FML
by dancer, not a hooker... / 05/05/2013 at 1:01am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Jes_jes18 / 05/02/2013 at 2:27pm / United States / Love