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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 December 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

#21446581
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25340) - you deserved it (2676)

On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, while visiting family in Taipei, I came across a large button that said "PUSH" on it. I was curious and pushed it. A deafening alarm then sounded for the next 10 minutes, attracting concerned neighbours and finally a security guard who informed me that I'd pushed a panic button. FML

#21438499
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22139) - you deserved it (9625)

On 07/08/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by whoops (woman) - Taiwan

Today, my boyfriend convinced my 4-year-old sister that girls don't poop. She won't stop crying and now thinks she's a freak. FML

#21260556
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36870) - you deserved it (3490)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:16am - kids - by Anonymous - Kenya

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

#21117346
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41166) - you deserved it (5059)

On 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by burnmyeyes (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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113 comments

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On 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by mookiemookie01 (woman) -

Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML

#19800401
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27900) - you deserved it (1903)

On 06/17/2012 at 4:50am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

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151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34809) - you deserved it (4407)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by miss cranky pants - United States (California)



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