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ILikeSloths
  • Town/Country : Glasgow, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 January 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 99
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ILikeSloths : I like sloths. A lot.

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Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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On 03/23/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by lily (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, when I was shaving , I wanted to see what I looked like with a Hitler 'tache. Since I was shaving anyway I just left that part and figured I'd shave it later. Well I was goose stepping around my room for awhile and then forgot about it. I ran into my girlfriend's parents later that day. FML

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On 03/13/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went home for my grandma's 95th birthday. While there she noticed my new tongue piercing and asked why I would get it done. Before I could reply, my cousin says "So she can can make the boys happier when she's sucking on them." She's 9 years old. FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by epictothemax - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)



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