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Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML
by JohnMackSquirts / 03/19/2009 at 1:15am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, when I was shaving , I wanted to see what I looked like with a Hitler 'tache. Since I was shaving anyway I just left that part and figured I'd shave it later. Well I was goose stepping around my room for awhile and then forgot about it. I ran into my girlfriend's parents later that day. FML
by Noname / 03/13/2009 at 1:03am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went home for my grandma's 95th birthday. While there she noticed my new tongue piercing and asked why I would get it done. Before I could reply, my cousin says "So she can can make the boys happier when she's sucking on them." She's 9 years old. FML
by epictothemax / 03/10/2009 at 4:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML
by Fenny / 02/27/2009 at 3:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Stixchop / 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- Today, after coming home from working two jobs, I find that my unemployed sister-in-law has trashed… Today, My sister called my boyfriend by my ex's name. I haven't been with my ex for six years. Now,… Today, at work, because I have been having bowel problems I sat longer than normal on the toilet. I…