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ILikePopCorn
  • Town/Country : syracuse, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 November 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1262
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ILikePopCorn : ♥ my names kate ♥
&&
i like popcorn. :)

♥Fml is absolutly my life.♥

Myspace??
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I Am Frikken Loca..
But That's why people Love me. (: ♥


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Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

#8822462
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29652) - you deserved it (8456)

On 03/04/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26911) - you deserved it (5550)

On 02/23/2010 at 11:28am - love - by kal (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34957) - you deserved it (9146)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

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49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21088) - you deserved it (3375)

On 12/31/2009 at 1:23am - health - by .... (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML

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92 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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