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IKickPuppiesHard

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IKickPuppiesHard

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  • Number of visits : 3055
  • Number of comments : 142
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About IKickPuppiesHard : Good day fellow fmlers. Just call me Puppy Kicker!

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IKickPuppiesHard's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41247) - you deserved it (3377)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

#18864868
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25065) - you deserved it (1890)

On 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by shellski (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML

#18864677
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25397) - you deserved it (2327)

On 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML

#18862954
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10182) - you deserved it (41272)

On 01/20/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by sharky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

#18860865
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35847) - you deserved it (10156)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

#18852472
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7901) - you deserved it (46210)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

#18850090
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30656) - you deserved it (3396)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:14am - health - by hurts.to.pee - United States

Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML

#18847720
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25620) - you deserved it (3347)

On 01/18/2012 at 8:54pm - work - by iliterallypoopedmyself (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31713) - you deserved it (6856)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML

#18799303
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20130) - you deserved it (51237)

On 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm - kids - by me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14237) - you deserved it (24511)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

#18728247
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30268) - you deserved it (2638)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29506) - you deserved it (7709)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

#18657042
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43116) - you deserved it (9132)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML

#18643236
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28426) - you deserved it (5013)

On 12/29/2011 at 10:48am - health - by OH COME ON (woman) - United States (New York)



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