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IKickPuppiesHard
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  • Number of visits : 994
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About IKickPuppiesHard : Fuck social norms. I shall say what I want with no regrets. If you do not like that then awesome; thats your opinion but once you attempt to pass your opinion off as fact to me I WILL shut you down. Now have a nice day.

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Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

#148827
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95) - you deserved it (7821)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17233) - you deserved it (39986)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

#20511
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5194) - you deserved it (42308)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by EOJ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

#18036
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32860) - you deserved it (3616)

On 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by BearMan (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

#3469
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15845) - you deserved it (2134)

On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

#3026
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4833) - you deserved it (21119)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)



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