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IKickPuppiesHard

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IKickPuppiesHard

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About IKickPuppiesHard : Good day fellow fmlers. Just call me Puppy Kicker!

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IKickPuppiesHard's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33164) - you deserved it (5306)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

#17557500
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18877) - you deserved it (51175)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

#17425463
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31540) - you deserved it (6063)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thatfatkid - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

#17337129
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33525) - you deserved it (2898)

On 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12363) - you deserved it (56683)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41747) - you deserved it (2835)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38109) - you deserved it (3361)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

#17142025
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31781) - you deserved it (2974)

On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
434 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73881) - you deserved it (7694)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
434 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73881) - you deserved it (7694)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33869) - you deserved it (3613)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46837) - you deserved it (11970)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51116) - you deserved it (5383)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

#16370562
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36694) - you deserved it (3723)

On 05/27/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32961) - you deserved it (18336)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)



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