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IKickPuppiesHard

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IKickPuppiesHard

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About IKickPuppiesHard : Good day fellow fmlers. Just call me Puppy Kicker!

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IKickPuppiesHard's favorite FMLs

Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood!! My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside!! Now I'm scared to leave my house!! FML

#17742540
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34795) - you deserved it (3351)

On 09/14/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by jumpedjogger - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34055) - you deserved it (3760)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me looool because I have a ( drinking problem ). She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33241) - you deserved it (5309)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, I work by mysalf at a ratail stora and I was borad so I callad mah boyfriand. I woka him up and ha was faaling frisky, and as things wara gatting haatad I startad to moan and say drty things. Until tha antra rack of cloths fall ovar and ravaalad mah looool boss hiding. Ha had a bonar. FML

#17557500
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19970) - you deserved it (53056)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today, I Told Mah Mom I Wanted To Try Out Fir The Track Team. Her Exact Words Were "good Luck, Fatty". FML

#17425463
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31605) - you deserved it (6066)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thatfatkid - United States (Iowa)

Today... I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

#17337129
164 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12383) - you deserved it (56752)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he hered about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heretless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41839) - you deserved it (2838)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, Ma Ouse Got Robbed. Tey Left A Note: ( Next Time, We Steal Yur Souls. ) Mega FML

#17156963
340 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today,ile working at Subway, a man ordered a sub wit avocado . Wen I told im it was no longer available, e screamed, spit in ma face and ran out, pusing over an innocent bystander in te process . FML

#17142025
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31857) - you deserved it (2979)

On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73981) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73981) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, mah mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on looool the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange 4 mah soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33942) - you deserved it (3618)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend an I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46864) - you deserved it (11987)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51183) - you deserved it (5388)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)



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