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IJG2000

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Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51705) - you deserved it (4530)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

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70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38634) - you deserved it (4213)

On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States



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