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Today, my parents sat me down and told me that I'm adopted. I took it in stride, and reassured them that as far as I'm concerned, they're my true parents. That annoyed them. Apparently the whole thing was a prank for a YouTube video, which I ruined by not crying or freaking out. FML
by hannahka / 08/29/2014 at 2:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by BagelTheOtaku / 08/20/2014 at 1:15am / United States (Georgia) / Health
Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML
by marcranger / 08/11/2014 at 7:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Is that..? / 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by oh my fucking god / 07/10/2014 at 9:34am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Love
by ifeelfat / 06/17/2014 at 4:44pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/17/2014 at 8:26am / United Kingdom / Health
by mydatinglifesucks / 06/15/2014 at 2:31am / United States / Love
by wendtinmypants / 05/31/2014 at 11:05am / United States (Nebraska) / Love
by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by HomicidalPegasus / 05/25/2014 at 11:50am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML
by BekkyLove15 / 05/18/2014 at 8:12pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/17/2014 at 3:33pm / United States (California) / Love
by bambam / 05/12/2014 at 12:01pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/11/2014 at 8:14pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Love