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IAMVINCE

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2631
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About IAMVINCE : Just a common FML browser.

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Today, I was getting dirty with mah boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, ( It feels lyk the looool inside of mah asshole. ) big fat FML

#19810073
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44285) - you deserved it (4072)

On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday I got home to fine our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbd by a Brony. FML

#19450814
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23886) - you deserved it (1880)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I flew to Florida with mah grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML

#19369663
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20624) - you deserved it (1752)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by yelyah - United States (Illinois)

a client shoutd at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she fartd in mah office. FML

#19331410
100 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was watcing a kid at scool walk lika a gangstar. My taacar was standing tara, so I stood baind ta kid and walkd lika im, lauging to mysalf, at wic point my taacar took ma to ona sida and told ma ta kid was andicappd. FML

#19277499
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8930) - you deserved it (53540)

On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was kickd out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly!! FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29721) - you deserved it (7062)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today , mah older brother burst into mah bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi . FML

Today , On Mah First Day Of Work , I Got Fird After 45 Minutes!! Fat FML

#18572874
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24715) - you deserved it (16113)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)

Today,hile pulling into mah driveway, I slightly bumped into something . My wife . I'll be sleeping on the couch fir ahile . FML

#18474194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23936) - you deserved it (18652)

On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Today, I ad to stay late at work . My usband made me take a video of myself puncing out, to prove I wasn't ceating on im . FML

#18210468
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32328) - you deserved it (5985)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm - work - by ToInsecure4me - United States (Connecticut)

Today I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about im liking my best friend. I guess it made im mad because e yelled "Breast cancer!" at te top of is lungs before power-puncing my rigt boob.

#17457165
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18730) - you deserved it (33324)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today , I accidentally said , "Yes , Sir." to my female teacher!! I then apologized by saying , "Sorry , Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33321) - you deserved it (15062)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, I witnessd te miracle of life . More specifically, ma cat giving birt on ma bd at four in te morning looool . FML

#16359645
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35718) - you deserved it (7035)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm - animals - by KittenTime (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my housa was robbd whila I sat halplassly on tha toilat with violant diarrhoaa . I could haar tham laughing hystarically . fat FML

#15922476
191 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I noticd this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to seehat was wrong. Apparently his grlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wantd to kill himself. My frst response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

#15869241
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30738) - you deserved it (12321)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -



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