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Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 8:18am - misc - by jku (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)
Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States
Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25530) - you deserved it (4428)
On 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm - work - by ToInsecure4me - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
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Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
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On 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm - animals - by KittenTime (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -
Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML
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On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -
Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by Annie (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
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On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 3:19am - kids - by matchristityler (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 8:19pm - misc - by Shawna (woman) - United States (Delaware)
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 12:06pm - love - by Mojo (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
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