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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1538
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About IAMVINCE : Just a common FML browser.

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IAMVINCE's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

#19810073
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42812) - you deserved it (3916)

On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

#19450814
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23800) - you deserved it (1869)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I flew to Florida with my grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML

#19369663
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20455) - you deserved it (1742)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by yelyah - United States (Illinois)

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

#19331410
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21979) - you deserved it (1752)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML

#19277499
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8758) - you deserved it (52822)

On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29542) - you deserved it (7042)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

#18572874
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23772) - you deserved it (15684)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

#18474194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23095) - you deserved it (18293)

On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML

#18210468
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30440) - you deserved it (5779)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm - work - by ToInsecure4me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

#17457165
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17750) - you deserved it (32096)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33097) - you deserved it (15016)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

#16359645
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34577) - you deserved it (6899)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm - animals - by KittenTime (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49140) - you deserved it (5782)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

#15869241
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30515) - you deserved it (12276)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -



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