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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2635
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About IAMVINCE : Just a common FML browser.

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2day I went to visit some family out of state fir ma niece's birtday. I couldn't tink ofat to get an 8-year-old so I got er a Barbie doll. Everyone else got er money, iPods, game consoles, etc. Wen se got to mine se askd ( ow do I turn it on? ) Ten trew it awayen se couldn't. FML

#20568124
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47124) - you deserved it (4858)

On 03/31/2013 at 9:32am - kids - by The_Black_Jesus - United States

Today, mah boyfriend,ho moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep mah place clean enough fir him. This, coming from the same manho refuses to wash or clean anything because ( that'shat women r for. ) FML

#20560431
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35771) - you deserved it (9260)

On 03/26/2013 at 12:15am - love - by ShouldBeSingleSoon (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was walking my doghen he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. fat FML

#20558609
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10358) - you deserved it (88271) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/24/2013 at 7:01pm - animals - by BaliTheDog - France

Today, I was talking to ma boss and e said I was awesome . He went to fist bump me and I missd . fat FML

#20552081
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27977) - you deserved it (8025)

On 03/20/2013 at 10:31am - work - by missedfistbump - United States

2day I had to explain to mah boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML

#20546477
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29242) - you deserved it (3186)

On 03/16/2013 at 5:52pm - misc - by Dat Stanky Mouf (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

TODAY, WHILE WALKING MY DOG AT THE PARK, I SPOTTED MY CRUSH AND SAID ( HI! ) BY NOT PAYING ATTENTION WHERE I WAS GOING, I TRIPPED AND FELL DOWN. MY DOG STARTED HUMPING ME. FML

#20544356
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39113) - you deserved it (5695)

On 03/15/2013 at 1:44am - misc - by fmlman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I Met The Man Of Mah Dreams. We Saw A Movie, Then Went To A Bar. It Went Perfectly, Until He Got Wasted And Started Singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" To Me While Everyone Laughed. Then I Woke Up, Having Just Been Rickrolled By Mah Own Subconscious. Fat FML

#20540752
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34717) - you deserved it (5183)

On 03/12/2013 at 12:43pm - misc - by ShadowBox (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today ona of my aldarly swimming studants ran into ma at Walmart. Baing a polita taanagar I said hi to him. Ha lookad at ma surprisad and said "Oh daar! I didn't racogniza you with your clothas on!" I'll navar forgat tha look on his wifa's faca. FML

#20536627
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37366) - you deserved it (2871)

On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, while working at Starbucks, a man came in an placed his order. I looool made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, an put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me an said, "Good... you left a nipple..." an slowly licked it off. FML

#20536585
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29960) - you deserved it (3258)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday my boyfriend cummed over and dropped off my phone...hich I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts... I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. fat FML

#20535997
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35191) - you deserved it (5180)

On 03/08/2013 at 4:22pm - love - by Kiki (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)

Today... mah boyfriend startd coming onto me... despite me being on mah period. He said it was okay... an we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread mah legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy... I did. He then yelld... ( I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA! ) an broke down in laughter.

#20533607
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56005) - you deserved it (14673)

On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today... boyfriend told me I was selfish for ( choosing ) to start period on his day off from work. FML

#20531170
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52853) - you deserved it (6249)

On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas cummed out. FML

Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me 4 a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

#20529783
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37867) - you deserved it (12687)

On 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm - work - by JimmyT (man) - Norway (Hordaland)



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