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Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML
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On 07/11/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by bdiddy (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
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On 07/11/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by jadakorn (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML
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On 07/10/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by ChrisC (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML
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On 07/09/2009 at 11:00am - misc - by TingBarter (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML
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On 07/09/2009 at 2:21am - health - by Fattypatty (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML
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On 07/09/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by WaitingByThePhone (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I sat on an elevator for 10 minutes thinking I was stuck. After waiting awhile I looked at the screen to see what floor I was stuck on, only to realize I hadn't pressed a button so I had just stayed on the ground floor. FML
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Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
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On 07/06/2009 at 6:51am - love - by dumpedovergame (woman) - United States (California)
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