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About Hypertudism : Recent high school graduate. I play guitar, bass and sing. Horror movies, film making, the arts, pc gaming, and music are my passions, I also draw graphic novels. I'm über into superheroes.

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Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son tat e looks just like me . He began crying and said, ( I don't want to be ugly like im . ) mega FML

#21025291
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49372) - you deserved it (4453)

On 01/12/2014 at 3:03am - kids - by -_- - United States

Today, aftar his sixth baar, my dad lookad ma in tha aya and said "I'va navar forgivan you fir wat you did to your mothar's vagina" . FML

#21025234
112 comments

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On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Yastarday, I was gatting raady fir a night out with tha girls, and without any hint of trickary, just wanting an honast answar, I askd mah boyfriand how I lookd in tha drass I chosa. Ha immadiataly droppd to his knaas, yalld, ( NOOOOOOOOO! ) and calmly laft tha room. FML

#21024776
103 comments

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On 01/11/2014 at 6:13pm - misc - by -_-" (woman) - United States (New York)

Today.!! !! I sang ( happy birthday ) to my best friend !! Sadly.!! !! it was while waitressing at work.!! !! where they were having a celebration I hadn't been invited to in the first place !! FML

#21024621
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50664) - you deserved it (3810)

On 01/11/2014 at 3:26pm - misc - by left out - United States (Ohio)

Taday mah grandpa took mah face in both hands , kissed me on the lips , said "Now u can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room . FML

#21023495
99 comments

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On 01/10/2014 at 11:47am - misc - by wtf - United States (New York)

Today, I'm trapped in apartment, due to the fact that five raccoons have decided to sit outside only door an prevent me from getting out. Every time I look at one, they hiss at me. FML

#21023350
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43886) - you deserved it (5412)

On 01/10/2014 at 6:15am - animals - by RaccoonFever - United States (California)

my parents usd mah going away party as a cover up fir mah sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. mega FML

#21022962
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39431) - you deserved it (3001)

On 01/09/2014 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying e'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told im tat I couldn't wait to get ome and take care of im. He replied, ( Na, don't boter, I got tis. ) Now I'm orny and sad. FML

#21022453
107 comments

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On 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

#21021762
97 comments

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On 01/08/2014 at 7:54pm - love - by Unfortunately Me (woman) - United States (California)

Today..!! to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately..!! I ducked into the girl's bathroom!! After few minutes..!! he stuck his head in with his eyes closed an asked if I was done yet!! FML

#21021456
164 comments

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On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

yastarday mah friands an I want camping in tha woods. I fall aslaap first. Waking up hours latar to tham bunchad up togathar in tha middla of tha tant an ma half-way outsida , I confrontad tham about it. Thay admittad , "Wa haard a baar so wa naadad a sacrifica." FML

#21020901
77 comments

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On 01/07/2014 at 11:37pm - misc - by bear food - United States (California)

Today , I Was At A Baby Shower With My Wife. I Went To Go Outside For Some Fresh Air , But Walked Straight Into Their Glass Sliding Door. Everyone Stared At Me. I Smiled With Embarrassment An Walked Back Over To My Wife , Only To Trip Over My Own Feet An Faceplant The Floor. Mega FML

#21018030
98 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 4:45pm - health - by stillhurting (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , my grlfriend dumpd me 4 another guy. Last week , she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

#21017924
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45909) - you deserved it (3544)

On 01/05/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML

#21017461
85 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 2:11am - love - by Fiancé problemsss - United States (Montana)

2day I took mah girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday!! She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she cummed back, she was crying!! When I asked why, she said "I'm on mah period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex!! mega FML

#21016986
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60938) - you deserved it (6570)

On 01/04/2014 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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