About Hypertudism : Recent high school graduate. I play guitar, bass and sing. Horror movies, film making, the arts, pc gaming, and music are my passions, I also draw graphic novels. I'm über into superheroes.
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by jai90 / 02/03/2014 at 4:16pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Miscellaneous
Today, after years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probably why I don't sleep. FML
by Sleepless / 02/03/2014 at 8:29am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/02/2014 at 12:33pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I invited my best friend to sleep on my couch while he looks for a new place. He walked inside, dropped his stuff on the floor and asked me my policy on hookers. I laughed it off as a joke. Half an hour later my doorbell rang. He took my laughter as a yes. FML
by tsukinoie / 02/02/2014 at 1:33am / United States / Miscellaneous
by juice723 / 02/01/2014 at 9:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments / 02/01/2014 at 3:11am / United States (Alabama) / Love
by ccgundum / 02/01/2014 at 2:47am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by knobbed / 01/27/2014 at 6:09pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Health
by shanannygians07 / 01/26/2014 at 1:46am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML
by mom / 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 7:28am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 8:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by SirDirtyRedD / 01/24/2014 at 8:03pm / Iceland (Gullbringusysla) / Kids
Today, I noticed my laptop kept shutting down and the mouse cursor was all over the place, clicking on every folder. I dismantled the entire computer only to notice something in one of my USB drives: the receiver to a wireless mouse my colleague put there earlier to play a prank on me. 5ML
by Kenny / 01/24/2014 at 2:16am / Nigeria (Lagos) / Work
by sickmom / 01/21/2014 at 6:07am / United States (Louisiana) / Kids
- Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work,… Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with… Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of…
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long…