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About Hypertudism : Recent high school graduate. I play guitar, bass and sing. Horror movies, film making, the arts, pc gaming, and music are my passions, I also draw graphic novels. I'm über into superheroes.

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Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML


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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML


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On 01/21/2012 at 6:59am - misc - by superficialheart - China

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML


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On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML


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On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML


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On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML


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On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML


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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML


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On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML


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On 10/30/2011 at 1:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML


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On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML


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On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML


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On 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML


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On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

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