About Hypertudism : Recent high school graduate. I play guitar, bass and sing. Horror movies, film making, the arts, pc gaming, and music are my passions, I also draw graphic novels. I'm über into superheroes.
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by snowwhite / 10/28/2013 at 12:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML
by Anonymous / 10/27/2013 at 7:46pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, my wife ate nothing all day due to her morning sickness, but I tried to get her to eat something light, for our baby's sake. I brought her a banana. She yelled at me for being a "pervert" and accused me of just wanting to watch her stick a phallic object in her mouth. FML
by Anonymous / 10/27/2013 at 12:08pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in and he stuck his hand down my pants while we were going to bed. I was wearing a maxi pad. FML
by SharkWeek / 10/27/2013 at 11:26am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
by KatieElizabeth / 10/27/2013 at 12:57am / United States (California) / Work
by NOKHAN / 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, my little sister is having a friend spend the night. Our rooms are right next to one another and the walls are thin. We are now entering the fourth hour of a singing contest so off-key that it should be illegal. FML
by ThisIsAgony / 10/25/2013 at 2:48am / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/25/2013 at 12:35am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/24/2013 at 5:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML
by soon to be divorced / 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while visiting my mother, she asked my son who his favorite parent was. As a growing boy, he chose his father. I don't mind, except she then asked, "So, whose side are you taking in the divorce?" My husband and I have no marital issues. My son refuses to believe us. FML
by he's still not convinced / 10/24/2013 at 2:05am / United States / Kids
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
by monsterdanceman / 10/23/2013 at 7:16pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by random / 10/23/2013 at 6:41pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by jdawn99 / 10/22/2013 at 10:24am / United States (Kansas) / Kids
by other woman / 10/21/2013 at 12:42pm / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I realized why my dad got mad when he found out that my girlfriend and I have sex. Turns out… Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. When I didn't get off right away, he asked… Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in…