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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12078) - you deserved it (3158)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was listening to my favorite radio station outta Detroit. A commercial came on for a program that was giving federal grants to people who were going into a trade, like me. Right as I was getting excited I heard the words "brought to you by the government of Canada." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12502) - you deserved it (3624)

On 02/11/2010 at 12:13am - work - by brit - United States (Colorado)