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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About HyperFUSE : Fml makes me feel better about myself. I know thats mean, but its true, if u want feel free to message me whenever:)

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Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36213) - you deserved it (3980)

On 05/02/2014 at 10:04am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46374) - you deserved it (6551)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56791) - you deserved it (13938)

On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)



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