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Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, we received our honeymoon itinerary. Our travel agent booked our flight to Punta Cana correctly. Too bad she booked us a hotel in Orlando, Florida. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 6:44am - misc - by handymandy - United States
Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML
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Today, I found out my 97 year old Grandma has an imaginary 30 year old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 12:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by b3ardown23 - United States
Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 6:53pm - misc - by poisongrl (woman) - Macedonia (Karpos)
Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 5:33pm - misc - by aroman2312 - United States
Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by fmlsrslyahhh - Singapore
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 8:07am - misc - by NotKeithRichards - United States (Oregon)
Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States
Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 1:25am - misc - by a fatty -
Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 1:25am - misc - by a fatty -
Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 12:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
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