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HxCxBassist
  • Town/Country : Philiadelphia, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 557
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

#18884912
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27478) - you deserved it (1558)

On 01/22/2012 at 9:59pm - misc - by Sadfaic (man) - United States

Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML

#18884103
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17969) - you deserved it (4076)

On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States

Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML

#18883527
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9034) - you deserved it (20726)

On 01/22/2012 at 7:49pm - health - by cheerymama (woman) - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

#18883322
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31638) - you deserved it (4895)

On 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm - love - by Jeff G. - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

#18869027
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33578) - you deserved it (2698)

On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)

Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML

#18868829
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32111) - you deserved it (2523)

On 01/21/2012 at 6:59am - misc - by superficialheart - China

Today, I was transporting liquor between stores for work. A car pulled out and cut me off, causing me to slam on my brakes. My car stopped. The 200 dollars-worth of booze did not. FML

#18859567
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21474) - you deserved it (2853)

On 01/20/2012 at 3:23am - work - by LiquorChick (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML

#18857605
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22261) - you deserved it (2470)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:46pm - misc - by BadassRumbleroar - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while over at a friend's house, I saw a framed picture of a young African boy on her fridge. I asked, "Oh, is this one of those kids you adopt from third world countries? My grandma does that too." She responded, "What do you mean? That's my cousin." FML

#18857503
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8569) - you deserved it (33445)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:33pm - kids - by WillaminaL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML

#18856263
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25026) - you deserved it (2892)

On 01/19/2012 at 8:46pm - love - by Alejandroc - Honduras (Cortes)

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

#18855245
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6277) - you deserved it (70617)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

#18854508
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34120) - you deserved it (2945) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -

Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML

#18853580
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20758) - you deserved it (4551)

On 01/19/2012 at 2:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

#18852472
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7180) - you deserved it (43620)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML

#18852124
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8816) - you deserved it (25731)

On 01/19/2012 at 9:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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