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HxCxBassist's favorite FMLs
Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML
by Sadfaic / 01/22/2012 at 9:59pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML
by wrecked / 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm / United States / Transportation
by cheerymama / 01/22/2012 at 7:49pm / United States / Health
by Jeff G. / 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by addicted2v / 01/21/2012 at 8:25am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
by superficialheart / 01/21/2012 at 6:59am / China / Transportation
by LiquorChick / 01/20/2012 at 3:23am / United States / Transportation
by BadassRumbleroar / 01/19/2012 at 10:46pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, while over at a friend's house, I saw a framed picture of a young African boy on her fridge. I asked, "Oh, is this one of those kids you adopt from third world countries? My grandma does that too." She responded, "What do you mean? That's my cousin." FML
by WillaminaL / 01/19/2012 at 10:33pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by Alejandroc / 01/19/2012 at 8:46pm / Honduras (Cortes) / Love
by tiptoesjohnson / 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm / Miscellaneous
by elite / 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML
by Anonymous / 01/19/2012 at 2:45pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/19/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML
by Anonymous / 01/19/2012 at 9:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous