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Hutch1965
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 66
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50541) - you deserved it (11264)

On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML

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On 10/04/2013 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37862) - you deserved it (9363)

On 10/01/2013 at 6:47am - intimacy - by whatdoesitmatter (woman) - India (Tamil Nadu)



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