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HussREC
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles California
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 651
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HussREC : Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a ride!" Always interested in meeting new people, feel free to message me

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Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML

#19791945
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26573) - you deserved it (2183)

On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9390) - you deserved it (17615)

On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9390) - you deserved it (17615)

On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38061) - you deserved it (25746) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
76 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML

#14322197
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6418) - you deserved it (80532)

On 12/24/2010 at 10:12am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to contact my birth mother, who abandoned me when I was three weeks old. After months of tracing, I finally plucked up the courage to call her. She told me to "f*ck off and die". FML

#14310097
167 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 11:13am - misc - by unfortunategeek - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27792) - you deserved it (2043)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me and see me again. When I told my boyfriend, in hopes of stirring up some jealousy, he said "he'll regret it when he finds out what you're like in bed, trust me." FML

#14282148
132 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 4:38am - intimacy - by fail (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML

#14272532
102 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 1:08pm - work - by Chloe - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

#14263192
165 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 7:31pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that I have been growing extra bones in my foot, but that when I fell, I crushed all of them. Doctors don't know how to fix bones that aren't supposed to be there, so they're just going to cut them out. Two days before Christmas. FML

#14257367
114 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
146 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, while my mom was out, my family agreed upon the assumption that she has a "shopping problem." I argued against it for quite a while, until she pulled up minutes later with a what seemed like a life-time supply of canned condensed milk. FML

#13016642
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18295) - you deserved it (4120)

On 09/12/2010 at 7:34am - money - by concernedson - Australia (Victoria)



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