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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
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On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
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On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States
Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML
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On 11/21/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by poomaster - United States (California)
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm - animals - by danjoylovefun - United States (Colorado)
Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML
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On 07/31/2010 at 12:28pm - misc - by Monkey (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML
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On 07/31/2010 at 12:28pm - misc - by Monkey (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
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On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States
Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML
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On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML
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On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I held the door open for an old man in a motorized wheelchair. He missed the door, hit my foot, and called me an asshole for getting in his way. FML
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On 07/06/2010 at 2:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
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On 06/12/2010 at 2:55pm - kids - by kingwalrus - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)
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