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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (3332) - you deserved it (14312) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7478) - you deserved it (1298)
On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - misc - by uhhh what? - United States (Washington)
Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5608) - you deserved it (685)
On 04/09/2012 at 11:50pm - animals - by Lee (woman) - United States
Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4190) - you deserved it (2403)
On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13662) - you deserved it (1735)
On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States
Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10885) - you deserved it (679)
On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6257) - you deserved it (1330)
On 03/28/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by 3hoursleftofwork (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)
Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10656) - you deserved it (2836)
On 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm - health - by MahSquito (man) - United States
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (16511) - you deserved it (6645)
On 01/30/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by upupandaway (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8575) - you deserved it (1441)
On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9279) - you deserved it (31917)
On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6820) - you deserved it (990)
On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23517) - you deserved it (2632)
On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)
Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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