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Today, I was talking to mah guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said ( Well, u could always ask me. ) I then said ( Do u want to go to prom with me? ) His response was ( Nope...now that's 8! ) FML

#650429
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (145915) - you deserved it (27099)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after sex with mah grlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walkd in on me to collect the laundry and screechd "What r you doing with mah panties!" FML

#483227
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15559) - you deserved it (97191)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by HughGorgy (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker cummed to have a beer with us, an I knew mah best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so looool i tried to hold up mah phone an pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML

#385410
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18955) - you deserved it (115370)

On 03/16/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do u do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed looool and started to laugh. She was askinghere I worked. FML

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do u do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed looool and started to laugh. She was askinghere I worked. FML

Today , I cummd home a day after my birthday , and was greetd by my motherho told me ( oh I have birthday present fir you. ) She explaind that she and my father went on a hike , and handd me my present. I got a F*ing stick fir my birthday. fat FML

#316812
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81055) - you deserved it (5699)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday, mom told boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to master bait in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chair and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if mom was there to make me stop. fat FML

#280083
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (143565) - you deserved it (16016)

On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

#242557
73 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty . When I went to make a point, I meant to say ( La pena de muerte ), which means ( The death penalty ) . I said, ( La pene de muerte ) . Turns out that means, ( The penis of death ) . FML

#206263
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26800) - you deserved it (41691)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

#150078
40 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)

2day I went to go get a harcut an I asked how much it was fir a harcut, shampoo, an a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. fat FML

#145421
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17865) - you deserved it (50244)

On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)

Today I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to mah rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18084) - you deserved it (46151)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WANT TO THA STORA TO BUY SOMA CONDOMS FIR MY GIRLFRIAND, KIM AND I!! I WAS IN A RUSH AND WHAN I LOOKAD AT THA CASHIAR RAALIZAD IT WAS HAR FATHAR!! NARVOUS AND HOPING TO RAASSURA HIM, I GO "DON'T WORRY, I'M NOT USING THASA WITH KIM." THAT DIDN'T HALP!! FAT FML

#107795
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25998) - you deserved it (67098)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking to my crus about making te soccer team. Excitd, e congratulatd me and looool askd 4 my number. I gave im my cellpone number. He laugd and said "your jersey number". FML

#101947
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39425) - you deserved it (10276)

On 02/22/2009 at 2:24am - love - by 987564 (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)



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