Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Hunthas

Online | Search for a member

Hunthas

5Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6382
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Hunthas's page activity

Visits<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 9:16pm<b>Fredrico011</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 11:12pm<b>durj</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 4:03am<b>ash6617</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 8:41am<b>Migillope</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 1:51pm<b>TJJOE</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 5:05am<b>Ninja_Porcupine</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 12:20am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 7:45pm<b>Tezoma</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 3:20pm<b>JellyJace</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 3:05pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 1:35pm<b>itsalanis</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 1:21pm<b>ZachHatesPeople</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 12:50pm<b>FedoraGuy</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 11:18am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:00pm<b>Furby94</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 3:48pm<b>polishguy05</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 1:35pm<b>DjMckay</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:07pm

Fucked!<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 7:35pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 11:00pm<b>chuka81</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:51pm<b>pugpuggy</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 2:45pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 4:23am

Hunthas's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of Hunthas's badges

Hunthas's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up at 6am and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML

#20823044
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37126) - you deserved it (17845)

On 08/06/2013 at 12:01am - animals - by Tea_baggins (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

#20618435
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45220) - you deserved it (5973)

On 04/24/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, my boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." FML

#20583013
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52748) - you deserved it (11918)

On 04/10/2013 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my best friend was throwing me my bachelorette partly. A cop came by and said there have been complaints about the noise. Thinking he was the stripper we ordered, we pulled him into the house. He was an actual cop. FML

#20577218
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39928) - you deserved it (19500)

On 04/06/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by Evalynne - United States (Louisiana)

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML

#20182175
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8835) - you deserved it (28650) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version

Today, my right ear drum ruptured. My family doesn't understand that I only lost hearing in one ear and continues to talk about me behind my back, thinking I can't hear them. FML

#20106279
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22237) - you deserved it (1311)

On 10/07/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by lbelle - Canada (Quebec)

Today, thinking I was alone in my house, I went downstairs in my underwear, singing at the top of my voice. I strutted into the kitchen to find two middle-aged men I'd never seen before sat at the kitchen table, drinking coffee. Turns out they will be painting our house for the next two weeks. FML

#20077635
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22667) - you deserved it (3837)

On 09/18/2012 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML

#20062154
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13056) - you deserved it (24793)

On 09/07/2012 at 6:32pm - misc - by Gurl - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML

#20038541
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34231) - you deserved it (1705)

On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

#19511561
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24391) - you deserved it (2661)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by Gitana (woman) - Spain (Navarra)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17277) - you deserved it (29664)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

#18860865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36041) - you deserved it (10198)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

#18860865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36041) - you deserved it (10198)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12020) - you deserved it (56558)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

#18192880
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21822) - you deserved it (35589)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



FML's blog

  • JT's illustrated FML
  • Hello everybody, how's it going? This week we're looking at the delicate art of getting along with your neighbours. If you've ever lived in an apartment building, you'll know that having people live…

Friday 22 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: