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Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered for my girlfriend's birthday will be a week late, which makes it a week late for her birthday. I sat down and said we needed to talk, she burst into tears and apologised for 'sleeping with him,' I just wanted to tell her it would be late. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 6:26am - love - by in_side_out (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States
Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her. So I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 3:10am - work - by harrassment101 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Theo (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by notcool (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my co-worker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 1:04pm - work - by psychworker - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by sadsadlady (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
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