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  • Number of visits : 26903
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Hunter329 : I lika video games.

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Hunter329's favorite FMLs

TODAY, A WASP FLEW INTO MAH ROOM. WHILE I, A 6'2" HOCKEY PLAYER, COWERED IN THE CORNER, MAH 4'11" GIRLFRIEND KILLED IT. FML

#8770884
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9622) - you deserved it (37776)

On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm A 25-year-old Married Woman And I'm Currently Living With Mah Grandfather To Take Care Of Him . Today, He Grounded Me . FML

#8766084
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29238) - you deserved it (3729)

On 03/02/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by grounded. - United States (Delaware)

a really hot guy smackd my ass . I fartd . FML

#8751188
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44747) - you deserved it (9855)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster instead of dying it bites yur testicles. real FML

#8742333
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9929) - you deserved it (38555)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Yesterday , I had mah final economic exam , and needed to ace it , or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday , and pulling an all-nighter today , I looool managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately , mah teacher didn't believe that it was possible , and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML

#8617932
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36989) - you deserved it (2578)

On 02/24/2010 at 4:28pm - misc - by koolkidx3 - United States (Virginia)

Today , I had to file for bankruptcy because mah ex-wife didn't want to pay for the house she didn't want me to have in the divorce , and didn't bother to have mah name removed from the loan before she filed bankruptcy herself. FML

#8604257
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23375) - you deserved it (3075)

On 02/23/2010 at 11:22pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today , wile in bed wit my game obsessed girlfriend , se told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18800) - you deserved it (5954)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , I was working whan an oldar lady cama up to buy a coffaa. Har son criad 4 a cup of whippad craam to snack on. Sha shook har haad , silantly talling ma to say no. I said wa wara out. Tha mothar took har drink and said , "I'm sorry honay , but tha maan looool man said u couldn't hava any." FML

#8069688
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29652) - you deserved it (3213)

On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , my maid looool washd my PS3. Yes , with soap an water. FML

Today.. . My Dog Accidentally Crapped On Her Leash . When I Flicked The Leash To Get The Poo Off.. . It Went Flying . Have You Ever Had Warm Poo Hit You In The Face On A Cold Dayhen There's 6 Inche Of Snow On The Ground? I Have . FML

#7913686
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23485) - you deserved it (8775)

On 02/05/2010 at 7:50pm - animals - by doggie_doo_face (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies hen we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to there bathroom brown water flowed out soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

#7860912
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22310) - you deserved it (1886)

On 02/03/2010 at 10:18pm - misc - by UptoHERE (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, mah six year old neighbor poppd out and literally scard the shit out of me. FML

#7842488
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28151) - you deserved it (3389)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:48am - health - by Scaredshitless - Sent from mobile version

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

#7803413
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7398) - you deserved it (75531)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by Chris - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I WAS WALKING BY A POND WHEN I SAW A SMALL FROG. I DECIDD TO CATCH IT TO GET A CLOSE LOOK. AFTER I PICKD IT UP, I REALIZD THAT IT WAS NOT A FROG. IT WAS DOG SHIT SHAPD LIKE A FROG. MEGA FML

#7776158
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11860) - you deserved it (34166)

On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I WAS IN AN ELEVATOR, AN THE HOT GIRLHO LIVES IN MAH BUILDING ANHO I HAVE A CRUSH ON GOT IN. SHE WAS IN AHEELCHAIR WITH A BROKEN LEG, I PANICKED AN TRIED TO FLIRT WITH HER, AN I SAID 'NICE CHAIR.' SHE REPLIED 'NICE BRUISE' AN PUNCHED ME IN THE NUTS. FML

#7766878
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12323) - you deserved it (47139)

On 02/01/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Liam. - Sent from mobile version



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