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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 September 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1143
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Humperdick : I'm a girl.

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Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML


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