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Humperdick
  • Town/Country : Alpharetta, 'MURICA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 September 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 257
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Humperdick : I'm a girl.

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Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML

#6280
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61158) - you deserved it (2582)

On 02/03/2009 at 12:08pm - love - by nolongerengaged (woman) - United States

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13955) - you deserved it (2788)

On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, I warned my boss that I couldn't take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months (my son is ill). "Never mind" he said, "We'll just put a pot plant on your seat". FML

#465
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16308) - you deserved it (1642)

On 12/07/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by Butterfly - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60858) - you deserved it (2826)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)



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