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Humperdick
  • Town/Country : Alpharetta, 'MURICA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 513
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Humperdick : I'm a girl.

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Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
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I agree, your life sucks (14567) - you deserved it (2849)

On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, I warned my boss that I couldn't take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months (my son is ill). "Never mind" he said, "We'll just put a pot plant on your seat". FML

#465
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On 12/07/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by Butterfly - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
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I agree, your life sucks (68607) - you deserved it (3743)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)



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