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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 January 1981 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 702
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking when I orgasm. FML

#14365542
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26963) - you deserved it (7182)

On 12/28/2010 at 2:44am - intimacy - by sealy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML

#14282049
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27469) - you deserved it (6007)

On 12/21/2010 at 4:25am - health - by qwaynick -

Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML

#14272041
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33633) - you deserved it (8902)

On 12/20/2010 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112890) - you deserved it (15254)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40234) - you deserved it (9881)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)



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