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Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML


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On 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML


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