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HumansSuck
  • Town/Country : Seattle Area, USA
  • Title : Miss
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About HumansSuck : I like The Beatles, Beck, Sonic Youth, The Dresden Dolls, The Violent Femmes, Led Zeppelin, Etc. I read books. My favorite food is greek. I think there are too many boring colored cars on the streets. Etc.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50631) - you deserved it (9073)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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