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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 2626
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HumansSuck : I like The Beatles, Beck, Sonic Youth, The Dresden Dolls, The Violent Femmes, Led Zeppelin, Etc. I read books. My favorite food is greek. I think there are too many boring colored cars on the streets. Etc.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61148) - you deserved it (12280)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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