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Hugo_B_Palacios
  • Town/Country : Bakersfield, UnIted States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 100
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Hugo_B_Palacios : I was born in California on December 25 of the year 1994 and have since moved around the state. I'm down to earth and really outgoing. I appreciate the smallest things in life and try my best to cheer people up. I'm a BIG superhero guy! My favorites are Captain America and Batman. Feel free to send a message I'll reply back as long as you show an effort to talk.
"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. "

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Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35296) - you deserved it (4066)

On 04/06/2014 at 2:57am - misc - by FaceTime issues - United States (Arizona)

Today, my teacher told us at least 7 different stories about his cat, Jeremy, and how much he eats. And he wonders why we never get anything done in his class. FML

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68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32505) - you deserved it (2681)

On 03/26/2014 at 7:45pm - animals - by alicia75 - United States (Indiana)

Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML

#21075108
62 comments

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On 03/01/2014 at 4:09pm - money - by SarahNB - United States (Utah)

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

#21074219
115 comments

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On 02/28/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)

Today, I went to a family reunion. I laughed at my uncle's Sylvester Stallone impression. Turns out he had a stroke a while back. FML

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111 comments

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On 02/20/2014 at 11:06am - misc - by heyadrian - United States (California)

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML

#21058095
71 comments

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On 02/12/2014 at 12:57pm - misc - by airhead2015 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years told me that since I've proven my loyalty and faithfully stuck by his side, he has no reason to ever consider marrying me, because "It's not like you're going anywhere, honey." He seems not to understand why I am upset by this. FML

#21037274
166 comments

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On 01/23/2014 at 3:57pm - love - by heartbrokenhaley - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

#21030923
127 comments

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On 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm - health - by sausages (man) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML

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89 comments

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On 01/13/2014 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML

#21011655
118 comments

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On 12/31/2013 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

#21011588
72 comments

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On 12/31/2013 at 1:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

#21011563
61 comments

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On 12/31/2013 at 12:47pm - misc - by awkword (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

#20999459
136 comments

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On 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by zamwow (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML

#20989738
114 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by >.> (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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