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About Htownmichigan : Hey, my names Avery and im a freshmen at holly high!I'm fun,easygoing, and I LOVE to laugh. I love reading and watching the stars.I've been playing pool(9ball,billiards..etc.) since I was 6 and I love it. I live to travel.. Ive been all over this country and to canada.I like water sports such as wakeboarding i love tubing.i snowmobile(arctic cat)I'm a live and let live kind of person. When I get older I want to be a cop or police (k9 unit) dog handler.I speak my mind and I've got plenty of Attitude. Be real with me I don't like liars.I play volleyball, I swim, I play football,tennis,and I love to run. I easy to get along with..most of the time. I can be a bitch.im also a smartass.I'm very weird and have a sarcastic sense of humor.im totally boy crazy but dont need a guy to be my whole life, i can stand on my own 2 feet.OH im a total tomboy, i would rather b doing anything other than shopping..well I guess that's it.. Ta ta for now. Message me!? I always reply.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam matress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML
Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML
Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML
Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML
Monday 1 September 2014