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Hth
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, U.S.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7451
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Hth : A (kinda) long-time real follower of VDM/FML, laid back, always up for a good laugh :)

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Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14776) - you deserved it (1449)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the bagel shop down the street for breakfast, the same one I've been going to for over 6 months now. At the counter the same lil' cook guy who's served me over those same 6 months, looks at me and says, "Yes, Ms?". I'm a guy. FML

#1077
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11304) - you deserved it (1259)

On 01/14/2009 at 6:06am - misc - by dunnough - United States (New York)

Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML

#1020
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9281) - you deserved it (1642)

On 01/13/2009 at 4:47am - work - by MAC - Sent from mobile version

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

#857
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15067) - you deserved it (2442)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)



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