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- Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds… Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle… Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I…
- Today, my boyfriend made a day trip see me at my university. My roommate wasn't there so we decided… Today, as I was selling candles at the local farmer's market, the sky was clear, and it was empty… Today while hanging out with my boyfriend and two of our guy friends I realized I was what you call…