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Hpixiee

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 September 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 636
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Hpixiee's favorite FMLs

Today , while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. looool With a sudden burst of confidence , I walked right up to him , intending to ask 4 his number. Instead , I looked him in the eye and said , "Excuse me sir , how much do u know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

#21077619
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40090) - you deserved it (11123)

On 03/04/2014 at 4:06am - love - by booksandshadows (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was washing mah hands in the bathroomhen I looked up and saw a spider on mah cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. fat FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18400) - you deserved it (37202)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder an take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, an I face-planted on the ground. FML

#14194626
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28275) - you deserved it (2816)

On 12/13/2010 at 8:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I trippd on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit mah head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27805) - you deserved it (13154)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet , 4 my English class. After looking around 4 half an hour , I asked the librarian. "I couldn't fine Shakesperee anywhere. Where could I fine him?" She quickly replied "He's dead" , giggled to herself , and went back to her work. FML

#13599206
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24095) - you deserved it (8117)

On 10/26/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by skippy_liz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all mah heart. It was instrumental. FML

#13408997
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8865) - you deserved it (43408)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WAS LAUGHING AT A STORY OF A GRLHO HAD DROPPD HER CELLPHONE IN A HOTTUB AND RUIND IT. AS I WAS FEELING PRETTY GOOD ABOUT MYSELF, I THEN REALIZD THAT MY CELLPHONE WAS IN THE POCKET OF A SWEATER THAT I HAD JUST THROWN IN THE WASHER 20 MINUTES PRIOR. FML

#6365163
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5846) - you deserved it (41758)

On 11/19/2009 at 2:36am - misc - by Cellphonetroubles - Canada (Alberta)



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