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Hpixiee
  • Town/Country : ., United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 September 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 221
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15587) - you deserved it (28087)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

#14194626
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25499) - you deserved it (2595)

On 12/13/2010 at 8:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25038) - you deserved it (12239)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

#13408997
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7064) - you deserved it (32633)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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