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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 234
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About HowleyB124 : I love and live to snowboard, its why I love the winter although, I don't hate the summer ;), quiet and a bit shy till you get to know me but if I can call you a friend you've earned yourself a treat.

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Today, I complained to the train company online. I filled in information and added several photos as evidence. I only realised later that the photos I attached were nudes. FML

#21202786
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23855) - you deserved it (56690)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by anona (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I woke up to somebody shaking my shoulder. I had slept over at a friend's house, so I assumed my friend was just fooling around. With my head under the pillow, I swung my hand at his face then gave him the finger. Turns out, my friend left for basketball and I had slept in. It was his mom. FML

#21141244
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39539) - you deserved it (16740)

On 05/15/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by NickJJ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML

Today, my boyfriend drove 20 miles to come see me. The closest we got to intimacy was him showing me how he could unlock his iPhone 5s with his penis. FML

#21118643
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48620) - you deserved it (7072)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Iowa)

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

#21117346
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40310) - you deserved it (4956)

On 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by burnmyeyes (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML

#21113538
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52106) - you deserved it (4711)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his friend, "Her. She's the one." He replied, "Yes, she'll do fine." I'm scared. FML



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