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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 August 1989 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3060
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27090) - you deserved it (469592)

On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62551) - you deserved it (23221)

On 03/29/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by Hotsauce887 (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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