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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 August 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 311
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About HotRose : I am happily married, to a wonderful man a tad bit older than I. I am very young for marriage, and I don't recommend anyone being my age and settled down. But myself personally, found love early, and we've been together 4 years now, married for almost 5 months. I don't have any kids.

I love kids, and I love meeting people. I hate kids, and I hate people. If you've ever been on the internet or worked in food service you'll understand what I mean.

I'm twisted, yet completely sane. Most people find me optimistic in person and online. I hate face-to-face confrontation, like most people. But I have found venting online not to be my thing either.

I'll respect your opinion, if you can respect mine.

I'm happy you're a vegan/carnivore/christian/atheist/pro-life/pro-choice/gay/straight/weird/logical/crazy/sane person, that's what makes you, you. If you can accept me for the person I am, then we'll never butt heads.

Also, OP means Original Poster. :)

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Fucked!<b>colorfun</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 1:20am

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Today, while I was eating cereal, my mother thought it would be appropriate to grab the bowl and start spoon-feeding me while making airplane noises, again. I'm 19. FML

Today, I called to confirm the appointment that I made over six months ago at the tattoo studio. Turns out my particular artist "doesn't work Tuesdays" and that they also miraculously have no record of my appointment, nor the cash deposit I had to put down. FML

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