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Today, at work, I took an order from a stuck-up sounding lady over the phone. She said her last name was "duckling, but with an F". Bemused, I wrote her name on the order. When she arrived to pick it up later, she told me she'd said "s", not "f". FML

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On 11/24/2012 at 7:25pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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