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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2406
  • Number of comments : 19
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I saw ma upstairs neigbor outside getting looool te mail. Se asked ow ma day was, and ten apologized tat te sound of er baby's crying troug te walls kept me up last nigt. Apparently se eard meen I yelled at 2am for er fucking demon spawn to sut up. FML

#18086804
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13687) - you deserved it (34957)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34678) - you deserved it (24668)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (8498)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday...hile standing in line at the video store..!! I happen to notice a very hot young grl on the TV screen..!! and mentioned to mah friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the grl in front of me!! Seems the hot grl on TV was her on a security monitor!! big fat FML

#17609148
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10624) - you deserved it (44568)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by helpless_soul - United States

Yesterday...hile standing in line at the video store..!! I happen to notice a very hot young grl on the TV screen..!! and mentioned to mah friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the grl in front of me!! Seems the hot grl on TV was her on a security monitor!! big fat FML

#17609148
137 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by helpless_soul - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

#17458354
135 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 7:45am - love - by Username - United States (New Jersey)

Today, Boyfriend Proposd To Me By Tossing The Ring At Me An Saying "Here, Wear This." Big Fat FML

#17194109
354 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the looool street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

today in science... we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be lerening stuff from this woman. FML

#16892674
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41911) - you deserved it (3768)

On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today... I had a sora throat... and I'd raad that drops of Tabasco sauca on your tongua halps. I aimad tha bottla at mah tongua and thahola cap cummad off... covaring mah faca and filling mah mouth with Tabasco sauca... causing ma to blow chunks all ovar tha kitchan floor. maga FML

#16673731
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15410) - you deserved it (33630)

On 06/15/2011 at 5:02am - health - by Alec - United States

Today... I gave mah husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say... he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. real FML

#16467610
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36053) - you deserved it (13123)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by minecraftwilldie - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went out wit best friend and er ot broter. Upon our exit out looool of te restaurant I walked rigt into te glass door and rebounded back off it. Te wole restaurant was silent as I samefully walked out only to trip on te curb outside. FML

#16278743
80 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked fir my license and registration so I reached fir my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear cuz my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

#16152690
169 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my usband got out of te sower, came downstars naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did e know, my step moter was sitting rigt tere at te kitcen table. FML

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228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44905) - you deserved it (5623)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)



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