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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1982 (31 years)
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Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML

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