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Horde
  • Town/Country : Hungary
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1982 (30 years)
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Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36111) - you deserved it (5155)

On 04/20/2011 at 3:27am - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

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On 09/18/2009 at 4:41am - misc - by MissMSE (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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On 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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